Hello world!
Well, I guess I’ll keep the title of my first blog since 1. I can’t come up with anything snappier at the moment; 2. It means using my brain and I wore it out just trying to get past the sign up screen and 3. My stomach is doing some twists and turns.
So, I blog on myspace A LOT but I have a lot of friends who read it and if I want to talk about them I can’t cause you know…they all read my myspace, lol. Also I was feeling really left out of my pseudo-lesbian’s life so I’m crashing in on her and trying to steal her from her boyfriend…oh yes I am, mauuahhhaaa. (For all you geniuses out there pseudo means fake so no I am not a dike, lesbo, muff muncher or whatever other nasty nickname you can come up with to describe the act. However, based on those ”creative” nicknames I can certainly understand the inclination). If you don’t know what inclination means go get a fucking dictionary.
So what else? I say “so” a lot at the beginning of my blogs. I’m not sure why but I do. It’s annoying but I feel no real need to change it at present or in the future. I also say ”bite me” a lot. I swear a lot too. I say FUCK anytime I get a chance. I love the word what can I say?
I’m in love with my best friend’s 5 year old. NOT that kind of in love you fucking pervs! I love the kid as if he was my own and I am the pseudo-mom hahaha. I get to be the one to feed him cookies and teach him things like “Peace Out.” She gets to be mean mommy hahaha. Not really…I’m just goofy Hick Aweesha…I don’t know how I became Hick Aweesha but there you have it.
Okay so what else? I pretend to be a writer but what I really am is a secretary for the University here. I work in the Politically Correct division of the school called the Multicultural Center. Really if you worked here you’d realize that it’s anything but Politically Correct and you can’t be PC when you’re talking about race, gender, beliefs and cultures but you can try.
Hmm hmm hmm I guess that’s enough for my first boring blog.
See Ya
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